No Snack For You – Deli Edition

No Snack For You!

“Three ingredients. No exceptions. Step up or step aside!”

Chef inspecting new sous chef
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Live Dispatch from the Pass

“Look at me! I’m wiping sweat off my brow with a white kerchief while three orders of ribeye are burning because you brought me a four-ingredient salad! STEP TO THE LEFT!”

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Three components only. Water, monk-blessed salt, and pepper are free.

Today’s Approved Specials (Fixed Menu)

The Green Scramble
  • Pasture-raised Eggs
  • Baby Spinach
  • Avocado
The Iron Cut
  • Grass-fed Ribeye
  • Asparagus Spears
  • Grass-fed Butter
Coastal Minimalist
  • Wild Cod Fillet
  • Roasted Carrots
  • Coconut Oil

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