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“Look at me! I’m wiping sweat off my brow with a white kerchief while three orders of ribeye are burning because you brought me a four-ingredient salad! STEP TO THE LEFT!”
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Three components only. Water, monk-blessed salt, and pepper are free.
Today’s Approved Specials (Fixed Menu)
The Green Scramble
- Pasture-raised Eggs
- Baby Spinach
- Avocado
The Iron Cut
- Grass-fed Ribeye
- Asparagus Spears
- Grass-fed Butter
Coastal Minimalist
- Wild Cod Fillet
- Roasted Carrots
- Coconut Oil